Princesses

Lanie and Vivian were dressing up to play princess and Lanie changed into her dress.
"Oh!" she said, "I have a wedgie! Well, that's so silly. Princesses don't get wedgies!"

All the etiquette.

Chocolaty Face

After enjoying a little ice-cream dessert, Lanie said to me, "look, Mom! No mess!"
"Really?" I replied, "have you seen your face?"
"No," said Lanie, "my eyes is not closer to my nose to see it."

Point taken.