Trike Kisses

I was trying to clean up the kitchen yesterday after breakfast and Sam kept riding into me and bumping me in the legs with his trike.  It didn't hurt, but I was getting really annoyed.  I finally looked at him and said, "Sam stop bumping me with your trike.  That's not nice."
He looked up a little pitifully and said, "Mama, trike is kissing you."