Baby Trade In

Sam was watching his baby cousin walk around over the Thanksgiving break.
"Mom."
"Yes?"
"She walks."
"Yes, she does."
"My baby (Vivian) doesn't walk."
"Nope, not yet."
"We need a baby that walks.  We should get a different one."

He's since recanted that statement, he decided Vivian might be a keeper.  Lucky we didn't upgrade.