"She's Calling Me Dumb"

Sam kept telling me Vivian was calling him dumb.

"Of course she's not.  She's probably saying something that sounds like dumb."

Hmmm...  kind of like the other day when he swore up and down that she stole his toy Disney plane and hid it and I defended her.  It was an ongoing conversation all morning, until I opened the diaper cabinet, and low and behold a little toy plane was tucked next to the stack of diapers.