Lanie's Ear

Lanie was in the back of the car yesterday poking her ear.

Lanie: (finger in ear) "Mom."
Me: "Yes, Lanie?"
Lanie: "Oh.  There is penguin in my ear."
Me: "Oh? A penguin?"
Lanie: "Yes.  It a penguin.  In my ear."
Me:  "Oh dear."
Lanie: "MOM."
Me:  "Yes, Lanie?"
Lanie: "No, it is monkey.  Monkey in ear."
Me: "Oh dear.  A penguin and now a monkey."
Lanie: "Yes, in ea-ya."
Lanie: "MOM!"
Me: "Yes?" as we pulled into the driveway.
Lanie: "Now ant is in it!  In ea-ya!"
Me: "Oh no!" (beginning to wonder if she actually had stuffed something in her ear).

Looked fine and no other animals or insects since then.