"Get a New Lanie"

I just tried to kiss Lanie and she yelled at me and said, "No, Mama!"
I said, "well that was rude."
"Yes, she said, "it was mean, yelling Lanie. That wasn't nice."
"That wasn't nice," I agreed.
"Maybe you need a new Lanie," she said.
"Maybe I do.  Where do I get one?" I asked.
"At the store," she said.  Then she left the kitchen and returned. "Here it is! Your new Lanie!" she exclaimed.

Trike Kisses

I was trying to clean up the kitchen yesterday after breakfast and Sam kept riding into me and bumping me in the legs with his trike.  It didn't hurt, but I was getting really annoyed.  I finally looked at him and said, "Sam stop bumping me with your trike.  That's not nice."
He looked up a little pitifully and said, "Mama, trike is kissing you."